I can't really do pranks
Because I just feel bad.

My uncle Keith however was BRILLIANT at it.
My dad used to have a Yaht and him an uncle Keith would sometimes take it out for a sail on a weekend.
One day while my dad was up on deck doing something or other, Keith decided it would be funny to empty my dad's can of Lager into the see and fill it up with sea water. My Dad didn't see him, you can probably guess the rest.

Also, when my dog was little she was housetrained pretty quickly.
So it was quite a suprise when my mum came into the kitchen to see a little puddle on the floor. Keith told her the dog had pee'd, the dog got a right bollocking and Keith just stood in the corner laughing, because he knew he'd just tipped a little water on the floor and the dog was unable to defend herself.
( Lollylegs lite, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:15, 2 replies)

Keith sounds like a cunt..

( Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 10:37, closed)

^
this
( JimmyD I let my best ideas go to waste, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 23:08, closed)