Many a fun time to be had with someone who has no sense of humour
I used to go out with a lass who liked to think she had a great sense of humour when infact she didnt have a sense of humour at all and if she ever pissed me off for whatever reason I'd retaliate by doing things that would amuse the hell out of me and make her look stupid.

The following have taken place

1 - when she moved into a new house she gave me a set of keys so one night when she was at her parents I let myself in and removed the screws to the hinges to each door inside the house and replaced the doors so when she went in chaos ensued.

2 - She liked to think she had classy tastes and would never touch anything inferior to Marks and Spencers and could tell the difference so whenever she wasn't looking I'd swap things over out of the packet and she was non the wiser.

3 - I had a habit of crushing bags of crisps of hers when she's annoyed me to which she over reacted by screaming blue murder at me to the point where her face would go red and I swear to god steam would shoot out her ears in a cartoon stylee

I know they're childish but they kept me amused then there was the time when working at a cafe I nicked a full roll of catering sized cling film and proceeded to create a cocoon of the stuff using the whole roll over my bosses car just cuz he was being a prick to someone who didn't deserve it.

Basically if you think you're superior and better than everyone else and I'm around, best make sure I'm not in a bad mood otherwise I'm gonna make you look stupid to show you're no better than everyone else
(Official Sarc, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:32, Reply)