it was funny at the time
many years ago, i was sitting in my mate's off-licence, sharing some chips and looking at her holiday snaps.
"who's that?" i asked, pointing to the ugliest bloke i'd ever seen.
"just some tit who got into the photo" says she.
i looked at his vile chops again, an evil plan beginning to form.
"write down what i'm going to say," i tell her, "i've got an idea to trick debbie!" debbie is my best friend, so of course we drive each other nuts.
i dictated a love letter from this bloke to debbie, saying he'd been watching her from afar and was madly in love with her. adding details of where to meet him, we posted the letter and thought no more about it.
3 days later, debbie comes rushing into the shop, waving the letter in the air. "i'm being stalked!" she shrieks. "who by?" we ask, trying to keep a straight face. she then proceeds to tell us all about this weird bloke who's been sending her letters(there had only been one) and telling her he loved her. she showed us the pic and said "isn't he ugly?" we both looked at the fugly s.o.b and said "not really, he's quite cute!" she looks at him again and says "you know, now you come to mention it, he does look quite sexy."
within five minutes, she was talking about meeting up with him and maybe starting a relationship with him. well, that was it, we couldn't keep it in anymore and burst out laughing. we explained that i'd dictated the letter and jane had written it. if looks could kill, i'd be buried by now.
debbie stormed out of the shop and we never saw her for 5 months.
to be fair, she acted like nothing had happened and said it was all water under the bridge. it was only later that i found out she'd got her revenge. she'd founbd an old, grungy-looking pair of knickers that i'd left in hers, written my name on them in black marker pen and pinned them to the dartboard in our local.
god knows who's got them now...

EDT: woo! first page!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:19, 1 reply)

knickers
I've got them, i sniff them every day at 7:30am as part of my morning routine
(Pimp my Clown is going back to the future on, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 16:59, closed)