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As a student Joel Veitch attached a hose from the sink into my bed. I slowly woke thinking I'd pissed myself. I had the last laugh though. He had to pay for my ruined mattress.

What's the most evil prank you've ever played on someone?

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:01)
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After a night out
at uni, I came home to find my housemate asleep on the sofa, head tilted back, mouth open, classic drunk.

Rather than opting for the traditional teabagging, i choose to retrieve the uber hot 'Dave's chilli sauce' which unless you have a mouth made of asbestos, renders food inedible such was it's strength.

I dabbed a few drops around his mouth and stood back to await the results. He woke, looked rather puzzled why he had woken and then realized his mouth was on fire. I gave the game away by standing in the kitchen pissing myself laughing, as he ran to the fridge to drink milk to cool his mouth. Stupidly he then threw the milk at me, coating the room but also wasting the precious liquid that could cool his mouth.

Good times
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:53, 6 replies)
You were going to plonk your testicles in his mouth?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:57, closed)
That's what I was going to ask... eugh.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:09, closed)
Is that
Dave's Insanity Sauce by any chance?

Fire in a bottle.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:11, closed)
You've never done that?
Not neccessarily in their mouth, that would just be gay. Plop the plums either in their eyesockets or resting gently on the forehead. Having a mate to photograph this adds to the mockery (them, not your gentalia) at the next pub visit.

Or so I've heard, I've not done this no siree!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:18, closed)
It is indeed
Dave's insanity sauce. My housemate dave was bought it by a girlfriends dad for some unknown reason, other than being called dave. It sat there unused because of the liquid hot magma-ness of it.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:20, closed)
Thanks Moonraker, you have made me laugh like a loon!
"Not in the mouth, that would be gay"

I will remember that if I ever decide to rub my conkers on another mans face whilst a friend takes pictures.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:28, closed)

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