College pranks, Part 1
Back in the 1980s I went to college at a small forestry school in the northern Adirondacks. Yes, it's true, the Resident Loon could literally have been a lumberjack rather than an engineer- but that's another story.

Anyway, as one would expect at a small college in the middle of nowhere with a primarily male population and easy access to dangerous things, strange games abounded on campus, such as axe throwing competitions in the hallways. And, as one would expect, there were some particularly brutal pranks pulled.

One night a rather chubby and nerdy kid (whose name escapes me and who really should not have been in forestry, to be honest) was awakened by violent pounding on his door. Being about three in the morning, he opened the door in his underwear while not actually conscious.

And Brian was on the other side with a chainsaw that he ripped to life and ran up between the kid's legs.

The kid gave a falsetto howl and wet himself as he danced backward while Brian slashed at his arms and belly with the saw, and collapsed backward onto his bed.

Brian about wet himself as well, laughing as he turned off his chain-less saw.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:40, 2 replies)

Ooo I've been there
I stayed in luzerne, which in in the middleish. Its much like the nazi holiday retreat in austria, just with american flags.
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 18:05, closed)

I got paid for that kind of thing
Back in the day I used to work in a 'Live Action Horror Attraction'.
My job was to basically ambush scared tourists in a fake graveyard whilst wearing a hockey mask and brandishing a chainsaw with the chain removed.
Aforementioned victims would then run (screaming generally) through a door into a bar to be pointed at by all the punters.

Ah good times.
(allyourbasekris Hotdog, Jumping Frog, Alberquerque, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 18:13, closed)