Have a smooth refreshing glass of toilet water!
Fairly new to the US Army, newly arrived at my duty station in Japan, I was working in an Army hospital/emergency room. (I was a medic.)

There was a sergeant who was assigned as my supervisor, who pretended to be my buddy. Always clapping me on the shoulder and smiling... You know the type.

Quite overweight himself, he was in danger of being booted out of the Army, but he was going behind my back and trying to get ME kicked out, in a desperate and futile ploy to make himself look better.

One day, he came over to my barracks room. I lived in a barracks across from the base gym. All sweaty and nasty, "Hey, buddy! *pant pant*" and sat his funky, sweat-dripping, nasty arse down on my BUNK!! Grrrrr....

An evil plan hatched itself in my mind.. "Gee, Sergeant," I said, "You look like you could use some water!"

"Thanks!! pant pant... puff puff..."

I went into the latrine, ran the water in the sink, scooped up a glass of water from the toilet bowl, then turned off the sink, dried the outside of the glass, and carried it out to him.

He drank it down like it was Dom Perignon. He left, shortly after, thanking me for the water.

I laughed until tears were squirting out of my eyes.

Shortly after, I received a much-envied transfer to the local aviation unit, (doing medevac), and the "good sergeant" was bounced out of the Army for being fat.

Karma's a bitch!
(Jeepgun, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 17:14, Reply)