this was really bad
My friend and I alex in pre school were in the same year as a kid called dave (names changed) with cerebal palsey (spelling yikes) or something similar i cant remember now but the point is he had one of those motorised scooter things you see old bastards on to get around between classes.It was one the wettest days of the year and lunchtimes had us stranded in classrooms or just milling about Now being the hideous evil little twunts we were we decided to have some fun. A decision was made that we would steal Daves scooter and go joyriding. Thats not the worst bit, after we had worked out our plan we got one of the girls to act as a decoy while alex nicked the key from daves bag. Que to preteen boys running out of the room, stealing the buggy and driving off down the halls. (when im pissed and i tell this story i claim there was wheel spin.) After a lap of two of school we thought fuck it and headed off to the playground, when we saw how flooded it was genius struck and we headed dead centre for the middle of the puddle that was taking up about 50% of the playground.
Still not sure if it was worth the suspension, the sopping wet clothes and my old man paying to get the electric motor fixed on daves buggy, but it still makes me laugh now. for the record im a horrible horrible human being!
(drew pea great minds like a think!, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 17:43, Reply)