Sickshake
My brother once bought a macdonalds happy meal and it came with this plastic milkshake cup that you couldn't see through, it had a dinosaur on the side i think.

At school that day, we both kept telling his best mate Chris about this 'amazing milkshake' we had at home and that he HAD to come round tonight and try it, it was going to blow his mind.

Chris, being the worlds most gulliable boy was foaming at the mouth in anticipation.

When we got back home before Chris arrived, we both pissed in the cup, filled it with chilli powder, marmite, dog shit from the garden, cat litter (used) a bit of the macdonalds milkshake and a bit of spit for good measure.

When poor Chris got there he was so excited that he just took the biggest gulp of this evil drink and after about 3 seconds he then puked everywhere, it just kept coming, all over my mums new kitchen and floor, getting in places that were very hard to clean out. So i geuss he kind of had the last laugh knowing we had to scrub his puke.

We were so cruel as kids.
( Terry Nutkins, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 23:02, Reply)