Minesweepers
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We've all met these. Cunts in nightclubs who sneak up on your unguarded pint and steal it.

My solution? Go to the bog with an empty pint. Fill it with piss and then run the cold tap over the outside of the glass for a few minutes. Then back into the club and leave it in a prominent postition.


Job done.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:53, 7 replies)

I've heared similar stories to this
One involved a pint of guiness and a nice poo.
( Weetobix, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 9:37, closed)

FILL it with piss?
How big is your bladder?!
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 13:57, closed)

Err
A lot bigger than a pint
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 21:10, closed)

A good piss
is more than a pint unless you have a little teeny dwarf bladder.
(androoh, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 0:13, closed)

the best
part of minesweeping is when you hear something rattling away at the bottom of the pint/bottle!
( schizophrenic_sheep, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 11:56, closed)

I've seen this done
An ex college "mate" of mine was always minesweeping and I fell victim to him more than once.

A bottle of Becks was duly filled and run under the cold tap until chilled and was left standing next to me on the balcony of the club.

Five minutes later, it'd gone.

Karma.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 18 Dec 2007, 12:24, closed)

I love doing this
Oooh the satisfaction!
(SurferRosa causing the lamentation of the womenfolk since, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:58, closed)