Evil PranksAs a student Joel Veitch attached a hose from the sink into my bed. I slowly woke thinking I'd pissed myself. I had the last laugh though. He had to pay for my ruined mattress.
What's the most evil prank you've ever played on someone?
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rob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:01)
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Edible green carpet.Asshole neighbour off on his hols?
Grab a watering can / hose / bucket and funnel, wait until quiet enough to do this unnoticed. Pour water through the letterbox, enough that the carpet will be at least slightly damp for a couple of days. Now, empty as many packets of watercress seeds as you can afford (they're dirt cheap) through the letterbox, as evenly as you can manage. Don't make piles, that'll stop it growing.
In just a couple of days he'll have a lush new green carpet, and if the ungrateful bastard doesn't like your refurbishment, he can always make a nice salad to cheer himself up.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 10:10, 1 reply)
In a similar veinbut it needs a few months rather than weeks, would be a couple of mice, although it would be kebabs for the ungrateful rather than a salad.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 12:22, closed)
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