Uni Japes
Not me but a friends dad (sorry).

When he was at uni there was a kid who lived in their halls who was, shall we say, somewhat twitchy. For some reason he was incredibly paranoid and kept looking over his shoulder. His eyes would flicker nervously round the room.

To say he was highly strung was something of an understatement.
An evil plan was hatched and one day someone got into his room while he was making dinner in the kitchen.

The patient prankster waited under the bed until our nervous friend decided it was time for sleep. He undressed and hopped in and no sooner had he just started to drift off when a pair of hands suddenly reached up and gripped him, one coming from each side of the bed.

The screams must have been terrible.
(vibrating tuna, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 17:42, 2 replies)

Are you sure that..
the paranoia, twitching, and eye-flickering was caused by the incident rather than the incident being due to the guy's neuroticism?

Heh.. must take a lot of patience to wait for the right time to 'midnight-molest' somebody.
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 23:41, closed)

Both sides of the bed?
Either a very thin bed, or a very wide person.
(Musuko, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:51, closed)