"Where's Mandy?"
My brother's stag night, a couple of years ago. Many drinks, much hilarity, gradually winding down in our hotel lobby.
When my brother's future brother-in-law pipes up: "Look as this phone I found in the club. It's a nice one, I might keep it". He hands it round.

It might have been a nice phone, but of course all we really wanted was its number.

Bro-in-law pockets the new toy and forgets about it. About 30 minutes later, it starts ringing: "You should answer it" we say. "Maybe it'll be the owner and you can give it back".

So he answers it.

"Where's Mandy?? Are you with my bird? Who the fuck are you - put that slag on the phone NOW!" shouts the guy at the other end. Brother in law stammers a few pleasantries and hangs up, looking slightly pale.

A few minutes later it rings again, with a similar, angry "you'd better not be with my bird" but this time throws in for good measure "I'm coming right down to your hotel with my mates and if I find Mandy with you I'm going to beat the shit out of you". Any remaining cockiness evaporates a second later, when Angry Boyfriend mentions the precise name and address of the hotel we're currently standing in.

He runs for his room, shitting himself.

So we say goodnight to him, and once he's out of sight our mate who'd actually made the calls reappears from just outside the hotel. Cue much hilarity.

Of course, we waited a few minutes, then went up to his room. Angry Boyfriend pounds on his door and shout "Mandy you bitch I know you're in there get out here NOW".

Imagine his surprise when he finally opens the door.....

He didn't live that one down for a while.
(Thomas_The_Spankengine, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 19:03, 1 reply)

I like it..
for various reasons:
it was evil
proves crime doesn't pay
it wasn't dragged out too long (oo-er)

*clicks*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 19:17, closed)