You know those people...
That never ask if they can have something you might be enjoying, like a soda? THey just pick it up and take a swig?

Well, I was in high school and my lunch table was all football players. We also ALL dipped (chewed tobacco...it was the US in the 80's, so it was 'cool'). So a few of us shared a spit cup (I know, absolutely disgusting, oh well)and on the day in question, the Captain of the Cheerleading squad sauntered over to our table to be 'cool' I guess.

She sat on my lap and just reached out for the cup I had just placed on the table and took a swig.

Then her eyes got very large.

On her way to the bathroom, she threw up three times. Thats about 50 feet.

Oh how we laughed...right up until the three of us got called to the Principals office. D'oh!
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 21:32, Reply)