Where to begin?
Not limited to me, but some choice memories are...

•Filled a cider bottle with pond water and gave it to a smart-arse girl that hung around with us. She thought it was 'piss weak, I can take this shit all day', then acted pissed after finishing the whole litre bottle. Greedy cow.

•Lived in a flat with shitty pipes, and a mate of mine filled my drinking-water bottle with vodka. Fucker.

•Encouraged this right donkey to crack onto one of my mates one night. And this chick had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle. We called her 'old-man-face'. She proceeded to hound him like stink on shit for the rest of the night. He still shudders when we mention her.

•Put a girls name on my number in a workmates phone and sent him filthy texts while he was out with the missus. She was a right nutcase too, and monitored all his messages and stuff.

•After a big booze night, we started tidying the flat up and a mate decided to throw an apple in the air an smash it with a broken bit of broom shank. Sprayed apple all over an entire wall. Then he went home.

And coming soon...
•I just bought a lifesize skeleton off eBay, and I'm gonna stick it in bed for when the missus gets back from Germany. I'll still be up north then, but I reckon I'll hear her scream.

And all the usual shaving foam, stuff left in beds, sleeping mates hands put in water, dead things thrown through windows, room trashing, work stuff glued to desks, pants pulled down in public shit most dick-headed friends do to each other.
(noswalrm, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 21:34, 1 reply)

Life size skeleton!
You, sir, are some sort of miniature genious. I quite like this idea and may have to save it for future usage myself.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 0:52, closed)