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I'm sorry.. please don't Kill/Main/Ignore me, I'm just pointing out that I hate it when people say that schizzle.


Okay, to apologise, I'll write a real answer:

My friend and I during our second year of University (Bradford, what a wonderful place; I'm still there now doing my research, but I digress) were skiving away from lessons, with nothing to watch on TV, so after a bit of flicking, we saw QVC. We thought it a good idea to ring up and ask for things that didn't exist (i.e. Putting on an old man voice and asking if they still had "Some o' them slaves that they had when I were a lad"). On this occasion, however we got what we didn't expect; I put on my wonderful pervert voice, and asked the man if he had a huge cock (for sale). He replied with

Him: "Oh I do love a good cock sir, what colour do you want it?"

umm..

I:"Ohhh, I want it big and magenta"

Him:"Oh yes sir, what size?"

Huh?

I:"At least a footlong, like Subway"

Him:"I'm quite turned on now sir, where do you want me to stick it?"

*Click*

*Brrrrr*

I felt so ashamed that I was out-weirded by a phone-jockey.

18" x 18" with midgets dancing around it
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 22:56, 2 replies)

I hate it when people say 'that schizzle' too...

( ..wil, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 23:12, closed)

Roffle
^this
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 23:29, closed)