Mocking the disabled
My best mate was quite deaf - thanks to surgery he's not so deaf these days, but at school he was totally deaf in one ear and had only partial hearing in the other, but he had enough to get by, use a phone, and all the other usual things we take for granted.

So me and his brother came up with the best practical joke ever. We'd wait for him to get engrossed in a tv programme or video game, then say "Dude, the phone's ringing." Also suffering from the more severe disabilities of eagerness and gullibility, he'd leap up and sprint out of the room, only to return a few moments later muttering "Bastards." A bit later, one of us would nudge him and say "Dude, there's someone at the door." Again, up he'd leap, off he'd sprint and back he'd come, muttering what cunts we were.

Evil? This went on for about five years.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 0:42, Reply)