Doggy style, woof woof.
A few years back a girl I used to work with who I shall call Natalie, for that is her name told me a teenager had been tormenting her boyfriend. She was pretty much obsessed with him, ringing him all the time and even going as far as to post his mobile number all over town. I told her to give me her mobile number and I'd sort it out.

Ten minutes of googling later and I discovered a dodgy beastiality forum. I posted something resembling 'for fun with me and my dog Steve, call this number.....'

A few days later Natalie told me this girl had received upwards of 30 phonecalls in one day and several dodgy texts where it got to the point she had to turn off her phone. Natalie overheard her saying; "It was strange, this one bloke said he wanted to do me in one hole while my dog did me in the other...I don't even have a dog!"

Its not the first time I've pranked someone like this, my cousin who was stealing money from my grandmother got dozens of obscene messages from gentlemen of a different sexual persuation asking to put lots of things in his bottom. A few months later he was found to be stealing again and got the same. Hes an idiot but I thought he'd at least see a pattern emerging....
(chakaflange, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 1:31, Reply)