Housemates
My housemate had a habit of being an ignorant prick, and also a complete lazy shite 99% of the time (read: left a mess, everywhere)
Nice enough fella, but a pain to live with.

Well one morning I was feeling a little worse for wear (read: severely hungover) and went down to the kitchen to discover he'd used all of MY bacon, and MY eggs...oh and MY bread.

So seeing as that was MY lovely hangover cure shot to buggery I decided to get some post-hangover grumpy revenge.


I pissed in his facewash stuff.


Didn't seem to have much of an effect (I had hoped his face would sprout leeks or something gross) but it was absurdly satisfying watching him for about a month afterwards, with a stupid little smug smirk on his face...COVERED IN MY PISS!

I only feel VAGUELY guilty about this one.
(doris_day, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 1:56, 1 reply)

i wouldn't
feel guilty...

i had annoying housemate whose punishment was was we pissed on everything he owned. just a little squirt, but every shirt, pair of shoes, the lot.

*clicks in understanding*

the full story is much worse, do gaz me if you'd like to hear it...
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 6:02, closed)