I wee'd myself for many years apparently
So as it happened to me I shall tell it from someone else's perspective...

Janskys was a brilliant chap: great to be around and a cool friend. We had finished Sixth Form and were at the Sandy Balls holiday camp in the New Forest for a weekend of beer and stuff.

While Janskys is great, he did used to get plastered and pass out. Lots. Never one to remember that he had his eyebrow removed when he was unconscious after a different party, he promptly passed out after a game of drunken cards.

He woke up with very soggy jeans and The Fear that he had wet himself... we all pretended to know nothing and he went quietly mental.

Four years passed and one of our group let it slip to Janskys that we had tried the old warm bowl of water - put a passed-out drunkard's hand in the water and it should make them wee themselves - but it had not worked: we simply tipped the water over his groin.

Four years of thinking the worst can do a lot to some people, but apparently Janskys got used to doing daft things while horribly drunk so he wasn't too miffed. We, on the other hand, were really sad and laughed lots about it. Probably.

We should all learn to grow up more and sort out our awfully dull lives - I'm sure Janskys is still a great guy and doing much much better than we could all imagine. And I bet he's not at all bitter.

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(thinkthinkthink ... on ..., Sun 16 Dec 2007, 20:37, Reply)