Terrorism Trickery
We had a particularly annoying housemate several years ago-a gentleman of Irish descent who was one of the most lazy, stinking, amoral and bullshiting sons of bitches ever to walk the earth.

I can’t remember that many of his outrageous lies and depraved behaviours at the moment, suffice to say they were legion…

One of the most commonly encountered was that his father was active in the IRA (it was never specified whether this was a current situation, or something from the long distant past). Being young and naive we did not immediately condemn this as the utter sack of bull’s cocks it now seems it so obviously is.

We did however decide to call his bluff anyway-a trip to the town centre sorted us out for the purchase of some black balaclavas (I can’t believe you can buy these so easily. I can’t think of one innocent reason why someone would want one) from the market. One of us had already recently purchased a blank firing replica pistol from “Cash Converters” on a drunken whim some weeks previously…

Because the lazy swine never stirred from his stinking pit until late morning (at the earliest) we decided the ideal time to surprise him would be during the pre-dawn hours. The next day he was somewhat rudely awoken by 3 large men wearing balaclavas kicking him out of bed and pointing a gun at his head whilst demanding in outrageous “Oirish” accents “ARE YOU “LAZY STINKING BASTARD SENIOR’S” BOY???”

To give him his due, he did pretty much shit himself, so perhaps it was true after all…
(Fat Edgar, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 14:02, 1 reply)

balaclavas
they're great for wearing under motorbike helmets as they keep your face warm at high speeds, and nobody can see your face properly anyway.
( catness, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 13:39, closed)