Tell me, sir...
...what kind of response did you think you might get to this sorry, sorry tale?

Did you imagine everyone would clutch their sides, throw back their heads, wipe the tears of mirth from their eyes and congratulate you on your wit and creativity? I can only hope not.

Did you feel that the board would, collectively, proclaim you a new master of humour and laud you? Again, I hope, for the sake of your dirty little ego, that this was not the case.

Perhaps you imagined yourself a rebellious prankster, always quick with a happy-go-lucky jape? If so, you were labouring under a cruel misapprehension.

The truth of the matter, sir, is that you are a shallow, mindless, lowbrow, worthless twat. You have failed to amuse, you have failed to entertain, you have failed to engage in a creative way, and you appear in every way to be actively failing at your miserable little life.

Kindly refrain from troubling anybody here again with your embarrassing drivel. Even the laziest people here who genuinely have NOTHING to do are too busy to be bothered by you and your childish nonsense.

Good day, sir.
(Sir Harrington Titsmith disgraced himself on, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 14:17, Reply)