Poodollar!
This one is actually pretty disgusting. I'm disgraced at myself for being party to this. I don't know if it was actually invented by my friend, or whether he just introduced us to it. I never actually did the dirties myself but I went along for the ride and laughed my tits off.

The game was called "Poo Dollar". Basically you photocopy a banknote, say a tenner, as the bait for your trap. You then find a nicely steaming, newly deposited dog turd. Using a stick or other such implement, apply the poo liberally to one side of the "tenner", fold so as to hide the dirties from easy view, and place upon the pavement. Then retreat to a safe distance to watch some poor bastard come along and pick up the tenner, only to have his moment of joy at finding free money on the floor shattered most evilly by the fact that, a) it's not a real tenner after all! and b) he now has poo all over his hand!

This game later evolved into "Poo Phone" an infinitely more disgraceful trick to play on someone. The smart ones among you will probably have figured this out already, but for those at the back of the class... essentially you find a public phone box that have a good view of from a safe place (upstairs window, car parked over the road etc). You then smear dog shit over the receiver (we only did the earpiece. probably). Then call the phone from your mobile and wait for someone to come and pick up. Made even more enjoyable for a bunch of idiotic teenagers because you get to shout "YOU"VE GOT POO ON YOUR FACE!" down the phone at your hapless victim.

I'm actually feeling slightly sick typing that and I do feel very, very bad indeed (what if someone had caught something?). I feel even worse about the fact that at the time it was fucking hilarious. What the hell was wrong with me?
(pmsc, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 20:44, 4 replies)

first thing tommorow lunchtime
i am trying that
(papa bouba slap your face, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 23:22, closed)

I second that!
Fucking brilliant!

Poodollar/phone could well be the next "Happy-slapping"


....cept...with less slapping.
(doris_day, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 23:46, closed)

part of the charm...
is that it has a catchy name - PooDollar, can't beat that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 8:49, closed)