Evil PranksAs a student Joel Veitch attached a hose from the sink into my bed. I slowly woke thinking I'd pissed myself. I had the last laugh though. He had to pay for my ruined mattress.
What's the most evil prank you've ever played on someone?
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rob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:01)
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Wall Street PranksI had this buddy who was an INCREDIBLE practical jokester/prankster and we will call him Steve because that is what he is called. One time he had this former manager who was jerking him around with transferring his licenses for trading securities.
So, he called a contractor and said he needed to excavate his front yard to find a busted water pipe. He said he had the water company come and mark the pipe's transit through the yard and said he wanted the entire pipe excavated to expose the pipe so it could be replaced. "At least 2 ft on either side of the line."
The evening before, Steve went out to the guys house at 2am and took a can of blue spray paint and painted a line from the street right up to the guys house. The line was 2ft wide.
For those following along, that is basically a 6' wide trench right through his front yard.
The contractor shows up with a back-hoe and a bobcat (both digging machines) and began work. When the guy's wife returned home from her errands, half their front yard was DESTROYED.
I made a note to NEVER get on Steve's bad side.
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 4:10,
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Nice of him to fuck around an contractor that is just trying to make a living.So funny how the contractor would have lost a days wages as a result of your fuckwit mates antics.
Steve is a cunt.
Alhough it is a rater ammusing story;)
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:39,
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Did steve pay the contractor?If not then your "buddy" is a cunt of the first order. Jerking around those who deserve it is fine, ripping off innocents is not. Wanker
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edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 10:05,
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the ContractorI do believe Mr Steve paid the contractor. It cost him something like $800 and I believe Steve paid in cash.
The thing is: holding up someone's licenses is the most cuntish, cuntily thing one can do in securities because it stops you from being able to transfer your clients and start earning commissions, so the guy totally had it coming.
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 15:27,
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