Both Parents pranked by child
Last Sunday I lay on the sofa after a particularly fine Roast Dinner. My beautiful, blonde, butter wouldn't melt, academic genius, 9 year old daughter lay with me as we watched a 'family' film before the American Football started. Narnia or something.....
My wife was on the other sofa.
I was in that very pleasant dozy state between waking and sleep, feeling all 'family' and bonded and all that stuff.
I then notice the child started to wriggle about a bit. I thought she was just trying to get comfortable. I half opened one eye, a split second too late, as it turned out. The next thing I feel is her hand wiping across my mouth. Almost instantaneously, I notice the smell of bum.
The little sod had 'Dirty Sanchezed' me!!!
As I screamed out what she had done and shot off the sofa, hearing her maniacal laugh, I look to my wife for support, just in time to see twin jets of PG Tips shooting out of her nose, as she realised what the little bugger had done to me.
Cue a race up the stairs to the bathroom to clean up first, the sound of raucous evil laughter chasing behind us.
As I used wire wool and Dettol to clean my face I was torn between a sense of abject horror and immense pride at her two-parent prank.
I then spent the next ten minutes chasing her round the living room as she chanted 'Daddy got poo-fingered!!!'
Needless to say, she has been told never to do that to Daddy again or next time the hamster will ride the U-bend without the appropriate diving equipment.

Length? The same as a 9 year old's index finger.
(EvilBugger, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 9:19, 4 replies)

Ah
A b3tan in the making.

Give her an account on here for her 18th birthday. Better than a car.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 10:59, closed)

omigod!
That really cheered me up this morning! I hope you're very very proud of your lovely daughter, what a little star!!

heheheheheee

:D
( curvylittlegoth heard the voices in your head on, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 11:06, closed)

Good god.
She's even more evil than my daughter, and that's saying something!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 17:08, closed)

'Poo-fingered'!!
Ace!
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 0:52, closed)