Evil PranksAs a student Joel Veitch attached a hose from the sink into my bed. I slowly woke thinking I'd pissed myself. I had the last laugh though. He had to pay for my ruined mattress.
What's the most evil prank you've ever played on someone?
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rob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:01)
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my friendjo is so so dopey in the mornings. i am one of those annoying people who jumps out of bed blithering about the joys of spring after 3 hours sleep, so it amuses me no end to watch her shambling around, hair everywhere, tripping over her dressing gown and barking at the kettle to boil a bit quicker.
so this morning, i watched her toast a caramelised onion and poppy seed bagel. i didn't say anything as she reached for the strawberry jam.... nor did i stop her slathering the bagel with it and hungrily biting into it.... i did stop her from spitting it all over my beautiful table, though. swallowing only in my flat.
so it turns out that onion and strawberry do not taste good together. the poppy seeds were dismissed.
meh, i'm working 18 hour days trying to clear my desk so i can get the hell out of uxbridge forever on thu. this and 2 min b3ta breaks are the highlight of my week!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 10:37,
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uxbridgeahh lovely uxbridge! i'm down the road in Windsor :)
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God you're disciplinedI couldn't leave b3ta after only 2 minutes to save my life.
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