In retrospect - not so much a prank as me being a malicious shit...
A young lady I dislike (I despise the snaggle-toothed twunt) confided in one of her closest friends that she had contracted herpes after a poorly judged one night stand. Her friend, being the doting, secret keeping lass she is, promptly told me as she knew I find it amusing. What she failed to predict was that despite promising not to mention it to a single living soul, I immediately told everyone. Fucking EVERYONE. I told people who didn't even know her on the off chance that either a) they'd one day meet her, or b) pass the story on to someone who did know her. I though this was the height of hilarity, in fact I still do (I'm weeping silent tears of mirth as I type). For some reason she really, REALLY hates me...
(brainmeat ... and that's why it burns when you pee., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 13:01, Reply)