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As a student Joel Veitch attached a hose from the sink into my bed. I slowly woke thinking I'd pissed myself. I had the last laugh though. He had to pay for my ruined mattress.

What's the most evil prank you've ever played on someone?

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:01)
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Cat turds, laxative antibiotics
Story no. 1 comes from the days of my yoof when myself and the Mrs were more playful and care-free.. A mate of mine used to be bit of a scrapper, he'd fight anybody without fear until he'd either won or was unconscious - by all accounts hes still like that today only a little more mellow. He got into a fight with his brother one time (one of many times!) who is 3 yrs older and a few stone heavier. despite the steep odds it was more or less a draw, with my mate coming away with a nasty bite on his hairy bean bag (yeah I know!). From the resulting infection he had to go to the docs and get some antibiotics. He then came around to mine and made the mistake of leaving them unguarded for an hour.. The Mrs managed to crack open all the individual capsules, pour out the antibiotic and replace it with a potent laxative and leave no evidence. We thought no more of it until days later when he moaned about "These tablets are nee good, me infections still there and they give me the F**king shits!" He was self medicating laxative four times daily hehe! Looking back on it now his nuts might have dropped off. But it was a spiffing wheeze!

Story no 2 comes from just a few yrs ago. I impulse purchased one of those "Kitty Crap" fake cat turds from the joke shop - not a particularly funny joke by itself but at least looked convincing. Went round to Hally's house (for that is his name.) and proceeded to get drunk with him and his Mrs. I waited for an opportunity to plant, did so and was rewarded with the usual reaction of embarrassment, anger at the innocent cat etc - what made it was when I offered to clean it up, I grabbed some kitchen roll and made big show of gingerly picking it up - then without warning stuffed it into my mouth! I don't think I'll ever forget the look of horror on their faces - with one of them nearly barfing at the sight, they had no clue it was a 90p "kitty crap" hehe!

I regret nothing.

Length? about 2-3 inches, dark and repulsive.

(Edit) - I only just read bigmeuprudeboy's post I guess we have similar brain patterns. Obviously my mates are just as easy to fool as his little bro.. That doesn't exactly say a lot for them..
(, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 16:23, 2 replies)
Tampering with someone's prescription meds?
You fucking cunt.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 23:39, closed)
It wasn't like it was his heart medicine bob you fucking butt plug. Please feel free to suck my balls.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 10:09, closed)

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