Kind of unintentional, but hey....
A few years ago my friend Tony and I went to Wales and wandered round for a couple of weeks, camping wherever that evening found us.

One fine morning in the second week found us in Porthmadog, both of us bursting for a shit.

So we found some public toilets, and hit the cubicles for some blessed relief.

All the time we were both pooing we were continuing our conversation, and I was rolling up balls of toilet paper and throwing them over the partition onto Tony. Strangely, he never mentioned this once.

Finally, we were done. At the sinks, washing our hands I asked "Why didn't you say anything about the toilet paper I was throwing over?"

Tony replied with "What toilet paper? And why didn't you?"

Realisation dawned and we both looked round, to see that we weren't in cubicles next to each other at all, but there was in fact someone sitting very quietly in the cubicle between us.

We cracked up, and then legged it quickly without so much as a word... so apologies to that nameless person - I hope you weren't too scared.

And Tony, if you're reading this, get in touch!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 12:49, Reply)