Student glue
Just remembered another one from back teh day.

We caused a lad who lives over the road from my mum n dad to have a breakdown...


By spraymounting him to a chair.....didnt really stick him down enough, just made him tacky and mildly tadpole spunk like (it was two cans worth)

To rectify this and ensure the breakdown, we got plastic sheeting/tube and chucked that over him then, using a handy big blowtorch, shirinkwrapped him gently to the chair, the desk and the floor.

Never wind up an art student! ;-0

Ps he had a proper schoolyard 'eppy' tee hee
(markov1723 Annoying Bavarians since, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 14:28, 3 replies)

What had he done to deserve this?
I feel it's an important thing to know.
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:47, closed)

I hate this QOTW
As it's making realise what utter cunts some people are, this is the second answer I've read which is someone gloating over giving some poor sod a mental breakdown, there's been various ones where people have boasted of some dangerous cockfuckery they've done and to be honest, alot of them go past evil and into just plain cuntishness, skipping straight past funny. The fact that you think other people will enjoy reading this and the fact that you're proud you caused someone else misery to this extent just for winding you up disgusts me.
(Belgaer is, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 23:50, closed)

"Schoolyard Eppy"
I'm sure you think what you did is hilarious. I however, think that bullying someone to the point of a breakdown is the biggest act of cuntishness going, with the possible exceptions of rape and genocide.

If you aren't trolling then I hope you feel very proud of yourself.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 20 Dec 2007, 10:39, closed)