Cigarette fun
A friend was quite the chimney, he smoked almost constantly. It got so bad we had to ask him to go outside when he smoked as the house was becoming smoggy. After some rather nasty words from him about "stomping on his rights" he went out. We hatched a quick plan to help stop him from being such a rude prick. Luckily he liked to leave his stuff all over and pick it up days or even weeks later. His cigs usually were picked up a lot quicker though.

So we grab a pack and begin our deed. The ol' pinholes in the length trick is used. Another gets a broken prong off a plastic fork wedged in it, packing the tobacco so tightly it can't be lit. A third has all the leaves removed and carefully put back into the pack empty. Yet anopther got a nasal trip and then back in to join the others. The last, a small ladyfinger was placed inside after removing the tobacco and then repacked, covering it up.

Then we waited, trying so hard to not giggle and give up our hand. A few hours later he takes said pack and goes outside. Cursing is heard. More cursing. A bang and a scream.

Ok so maybe that was over the line but he was an arse and since has become nicer.
( kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 0:19, Reply)