German joviality
Back in my college days my class took part in an exchange program with a Garman Technical College and Siemens. We were staying in a nice hostel in Mulheim an der Ruhr, it was surrounded by beautiful woodland, all was peaceful and idyllic....until.

I was sharing a room with two of the chaps from my class but after two days of my snoring they evicted me and I swapped for the single room down the hall. As a bit of a gag I decided to get my own back by doing the usual things: filling shoes with toothpaste, hiding fish behind radiators, setting all of the rooms alarm clocks for 5am and locking them in the bedside cabinet, putting bricks under the matresses, sprinkling crumbs in the pillow cases. The chaps didn't seem best impressed but laughed it off.

A few nights later we were invited out by some of the German ladies from the college. We wen't out, had a few drinks and one of them came back to the hostel with us. By this point I was drunkenly believing that I was about to participate in a gangbang or bukakke party. So in we walked, all very friendly and ready for a few more delicious beverages. The guys suggested that we retire to my room as it was furthest away from other guests and we could be as noisy as we liked. It seemed like a good idea until I reached my door and saw that it was slightly ajar. I hadn't locked it before leaving the hostel. Upon entering I immediately regretted doing so. Every conceivable surface was covered in toilet paper and/or hardcore German pornography. Not only that but the bastards had painstakingly covered the entirity of the floor with incredibly sticky Honey.

I didn't offer an explanation to the lovely German girl. I simply about turned, walked into my former room, sat down, opened a bottle of Schnapps and waited for the inevitable jeering. The lads appeared about 5 minutes later, minus ladyfriend, who had decided upon going home.

They all found it hilarious, but to this day I am sure that they robbed us all of a filthy experience with an amazingly hot German Engineering student. Bastards the lot of 'em!
(fan-dan-go because mutton chops are cool!, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 1:58, 1 reply)

a new word?
lol @ "wen't"
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 10:32, closed)