
coopsweb asks "What's the most expensive mistake you've ever made? Should I mention a certain employee who caused 4 hours worth of delays in Central London and got his company fined £500k?"
No points for stories about the time you had a few and thought it'd be a good idea to wrap your car around a bollard. Or replies consisting of "my wife".
( , Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:26)
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I was instaling a circuit board to a server and instead of using the recommended DCF-15969049 I used the the less expensive DCF-15969049-B. In a matter of weeks, the whole system went into meltdown and crashed, losing the company £4 trillion. Their operation in Ecuador went belly up and a cholera epidemic followed shortly after that, precipitating a coup and then a civil war. This spilled over into neighbouring countries and a wave of genocide washed over south and central America causing the deaths of countless millions.
The irony? Had I used the DCF-15969049 circuit board, it would only have cost the company an extra £13. As it was, most of the senior management committed suicide. I blamed a Ukranian lackey for the mistake and he was sent back to his own country, where he and his family were executed for politcal reasons.
( , Fri 26 Oct 2007, 11:24, 4 replies)

For gods sake, Frank, the DCF series of circuitboards had 6 numbers in the model ID, not 8.
( , Fri 26 Oct 2007, 11:26, closed)

The EXACT same thing happened to me. You just beat me to the post.
( , Fri 26 Oct 2007, 11:46, closed)

I think I prefer your porn over your sarcasm. Anyone can do sarcasm
( , Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:32, closed)

Ironically, this is the first time I actually feel violated after reading one of your posts :-)
( , Fri 26 Oct 2007, 14:54, closed)
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