Expensive Mistakescoopsweb asks "What's the most expensive mistake you've ever made? Should I mention a certain employee who caused 4 hours worth of delays in Central London and got his company fined £500k?"
No points for stories about the time you had a few and thought it'd be a good idea to wrap your car around a bollard. Or replies consisting of "my wife".
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chthonic, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:26)
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Practical JokeryWhilst at 6th form college, a few of my colleagues and I decided it would be hilarious to run up behind a hapless colleague pull down his shell suit trousers, and attract the attentions of person or persons unknown ahead of him before diving off into cover to watch the situation unfold.
We crept up behind him in the street outside the college, pulled his trousers down and shouted "Oi, look at this" before diving headlong into the neighbouring bushes.
Only there were a couple of complications.
1. He wasnt wearing any underpants (well how were we to know?)
2. He was sporting a raging boner which,
3. The ladies standing at the bus stop all now had pointing at them, gently bouncing up and down in time with his pulse.
They mistook him for a flasher (I suppose in part he was, albeit an unwitting or unwilling one), and the police were summoned.
That put an end to his chosen career as an infant school teacher.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 11:40, 2 replies)
I findyour stories to be strangely therapeutic. I particularly like the small details, like the bit about the pulse... most mirth-inducing.
*click*
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chart cat has an itch, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:47,
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bobI'm not sure I believe this one.
Too good to be true.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 2:02, closed)
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