Expensive Mistakescoopsweb asks "What's the most expensive mistake you've ever made? Should I mention a certain employee who caused 4 hours worth of delays in Central London and got his company fined £500k?"
No points for stories about the time you had a few and thought it'd be a good idea to wrap your car around a bollard. Or replies consisting of "my wife".
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chthonic, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:26)
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I once tried to gain sexual gratification.... from one of those 'compressed air' guns one finds on garage forecourts, for the inflation of tyres.
The high pressure blast of air, rent my sphincter in twain and sent bits of me into all four corners of the forecourt.
I am writing this from intensive care, through a straw.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:37, 14 replies)
Oh god, am I everI leave this job in 3 weeks, it cant go fast enough!
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Home.I'll be needing my dinner.
(Might have a nap before I go though, doing nothing is very tiring ;-)
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:08, closed)
Oh your a card!Next job - is it porn star or secret service agent.
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girlinthehole, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:21,
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I've decided to have a sabbatical..I'm going to be a sperm donor at the local fertility clinic.
I'm not looking forward to taking my work home with me though ... yeuch.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:38, closed)
Excuse me but....Isn't there already 2 too many Lunar Jims running about the place.
For gods sake Jim, No!
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girlinthehole, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:41,
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It's ok..I was going to put this one down in my "Conned" answers, but I've been standing in front of the microwave whilst its been on full power with the door open, thus rendering me a jaffa.
So the joke's on them!
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:45, closed)
I always knew.Eating ready meals would make you impotant.
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girlinthehole, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:48,
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Eating the meals might be ok...... but nuking your block and tackle is definately bad for you.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:52, closed)
Safe!In the knowledge that you are nearly one of a kind.
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girlinthehole, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:55,
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Oh I;m *definately* one of a kind"Please do not adjust your set, I really look like this"
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:57, closed)
I'm not sure...... this is entirely true.
They don't let you have straws on the intensive care wards.
(, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 12:19, closed)
Busted!Ok, I lied about the straw. You got me.
(, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 8:35, closed)
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