A Friends Engagement Party
Not even a full weekend, just a friday night! I only knew the girl who's party it was, but she was & is a very dear friend of mine so I kinda had to go. My plan therefore, was to stand at the bar all night, keep them coming & hope for the best. Anyway, Here goes;

Present- £35.
Train ticket to rural Cheshire- £22.
Taxi from train station to hotel- £13.
One night in the Hartford Premier Inn- Not fucking £30 a night like the brochure says, but £68.
Amount spent on booze at said party £180.
Taxi Back to the station the next day- £18!!!

Total I'm gonna beat out of them should they ever split up- £336.

Didn't even cop off or nothin'!
(Dr Fishfinger Want's to see a fat man give a tit wank, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:21, 5 replies)

Hartford?
Sandiway surely, at the Blue Cap? I take it the wedding was at Hartford Hall/The Golf Club?
Did you have a pint in the coachman before getting back on the train/ Lovely in there.

(unless you're on about a different Hartford in Cheshire, but I can't think of any)

(I only live down the road)
(Kip, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:47, closed)

That's incredible...
Where you there!?! Matt & Laura ring any bells?
(Dr Fishfinger Want's to see a fat man give a tit wank, Fri 14 May 2010, 1:12, closed)

no wasn't there.
just a wild guess.
(Kip, Fri 14 May 2010, 8:55, closed)

£180 on booze??????
HOW? That's, what, 50 pints? How are you not dead?
(pandora peroxide thinks it's a blocker, master! on, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:37, closed)

£60 on other people...
£120 on myself, mostly Gin & Tonic, healthy tips & a strong tolerance for the middle aged divorcee's tipple of choice!
(Dr Fishfinger Want's to see a fat man give a tit wank, Tue 18 May 2010, 4:24, closed)