Stag Do in Berlin
A mate chose to have his stag weekend in Berlin. After an afternoon of beer and football, we headed out for the night, drinking our way through a considerable amount of booze. The late night entertainment was a classy looking strip club with private dances costing 50 euros a pop. I'd apparently drunk quite a bit and when the lads were leaving I was told I "had my stripper face on" and they left me there. Now I dunno about you lot, but I'm quite bad at doing things in moderation after a few beers, especially strippers. (As an aside, it always amazes me how many strippers share a birthday and need champagne buying for them on exactly the day that I'm there)

I arrived back at the apartment we were staying in at 6am having spent all the cash I had on me (£200), withdrawn the full amount possible from the cash machine (£250) and maxxed out my credit card from empty (£800). I'd spent bloody £1250 on strippers which certainly wasn't a happy ending. Difficult one to explain to the missus.
(Siipod, Wed 19 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)