The Snail experiment
Many years ago we came back from clubbing and ended up in kitchen which opened out onto our back garden. It didn't take long before someone had skinned up and we were happily passing the joint around. Just then a snail was spotted crawling across a window. In our infinite wisdom we decided to try and get the snail stoned so we made it a rule that the joint needed to be passed around with the snail and every time we exhaled it would have to be in the snails face. This went on for a while as we smoked far more than our consciences should have allowed us to.

It was evident that we needed to take the snails drug intake up a notch. Other than the recoiling of the antennae, there seemed little other sign to suggest our efforts were bearing any fruit. Some beer was poured on the table and someone threw in a minuscule quantity of white powder from a small bank bag. Snail was then victoriously sloshed about in this homemade concoction of uber high energy beer. At this point there were some groans of discontent from the females among us as a clearly audible fizzing sound emanated from the snail as he made contact with the liquid.
He also seemed to have a propensity to produce a creamy white foam on his underbelly and his probes writhed about with a intensity usually seen only when an epileptic tries to do fire poi under the constant glare of strobe light.

It was with much regret that the experiment was abandoned at this point and snail was sent on his way, but not before receiving a final puff of smoke in the face and a quick rinse in beer.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:33, 1 reply)

women
will never understand how important some experiments are to us men.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:48, closed)