
Pavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
( , Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Is a great sexual stimulant for some women!
Though it sends others darting to the bathroom faster than an olympic sprinter . . .
( , Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:37, 1 reply)

,,, like one of those rubber thimbles accountants used to wear, but studded.
In my local 'Poundland' I found 10 'handy toothbrushes' that looked just like them.
How was I to know that they were already impregnated with toothpaste?
( , Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:00, closed)
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