Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Hindsight really is 20/20Nothing happens if you save up your piss in 2 or 3 litre bottles for over 2 months. Except is seperates a bit and all this cloudy murk sinks to the bottom.
However, once this 'experiment' is over, dispose of the bottles WITHOUT opening them up and sniffing the contents. This experiment will leave you gagging and bolking for a good 20 minutes.
To summarise, piss in the toilet and not in plastic bottles.
When in Amsterdam for 2 nights, DO NOT buy 5 different eigths of the strongest skunk you could source, just because you cant make up your mind. After smoking ONE joint you will look at your horde and decide you wont even be able to finish one of the eigths let alone 5 of them. In the wake of this realisation DO NOT chop up most of what you have and stick into some salsa and then proceed to eat in a munched up frenzy. Then definitely, DO NOT, go out for a walk and bump into the assorted weirdos that only the 'dam can produce.
Just don't, trust me.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 16:49, Reply)
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