Ultra Safe Condoms
Have fast do you have to make sweet sweet love before the thing pops? Not splits coz it's faulty but actually falls apart???

The answer is 80mph. This was not discovered through the art of making sweet sweet love. I doubt I could reach speeds of 80mph and I wouldn't like to see the state of the ladybits after. The method used to determine the speed was as follows:

Take ultrasafe condom (procured from gaybar in Manchester) out of packet and comment on thickness, inflate upon reaching Stockport Grand Central, hang out of car window and drive as fast as you can!

The fluttering nodder made a funny little vibrating noise, pedestrians looked in awe of the genius antics of 2 speeding young men with a wobbly nodder hanging from the window of a (probably not entirely roadworthy) Ford Fiesta, the policeman looked a little bit shocked and possibly amused as we sped past, and the officer that pulled us up just past Rileys Pool Hall didn't really think that our experiment was a justifiable answer for speeding (although he did make a little chortle).

That's why he was a policeman and not a scientitst.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 16:51, Reply)