Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Pant jumping.Sadly not my own work,but nonetheless,pretty stupid and indeed foolhardy.
My mother told me one day (over a dry Martini),that it was a wonder I was ever born....
WHY???Mother....????
Apparently my father used to be a bit of a show-off,doing wheelies on his scooter,drinking lots etc....and so she regaled with their first ever "post-shag" story.
To impress her the morning after his heroic enterprise,he decided to hold his boxer shorts out in front of him and jump into them.
And failed.Spectacularly.
He missed both legs and split his head open on the bedside table.
Mother says she knows I wasn´t conceived then because the fit of laughter basically forced all his top-hatted swimmers out of her.Thankfully she gave him another chance.
She says that she knew he´d be a great father,there and then.33 years later and I absolutely agree with her.
Mind you ,he is a bit of a fuckwit and the fruit didn´t fall far from the tree...
Length??He got a second chance,so who cares......
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:14, Reply)
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