Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Don'tever get drunk and try to smoke a tampon. And if you are stupid enough to see how it tastes to smoke, don't follow it up with another one 'just to make sure'.
Also I once got drunk at an office party and decided to see how painfull it was to rub salt in my eyes. You see I'd stolen a salt cellar from the dinner table and it'd broken in my pocket which was full of salt.
1st rub... fairly painful.
Shot of vodka.
2nd rub... really getting more painful
More vodka
3rd run... holy shit that hurts
More vodka.
I woke up next to a potted plant full of vomit, with salt encrusted eyes and impaired vision for a few days.
EDIT: Also don't experiment with making 'cocktails' from fat skimmed from the top of gravy, some gravy, cheap gin, pepper, chili powder and salt.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:40, 1 reply)
Excuse me...but are you insane?
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:14, closed)
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