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Mint Strips
Remember a few years ago Wrigleys were selling Mint Strips, the ones that just dissolved on your tongue. (see www.sweetiebag.com/product_images/details/Extra%20Thin%20Ice%20SP.jpg)

As is often the case, I got dared to put one up my nose one afternoon at school. Cue 2 hours of my nose having blue watery snot dripping out, the only way I was able to stop it in the end was to put a tissue up my nose, and that still had to be replaced every half hour!


Toxic Waste
To those of you unfamiliar with this sweet, it's incredibly sour, to the point where it acually contains a warning on the pack not to eat too many, or risk tongue damage.

Cue a 15 year old me saying "May damage tongue? Haha, I bet it won't damage mine!"
It did.

After eating a pack of about 18, I couldn't taste anything for 3 days, and my tongue went an unhealthy shade of white. I ended up peeling that layer off my tongue, very painful.


Stiletto Heel
This is one I'm still fairly ashamed/amused about. Back when I was 15, on my brothers 18th birthday, we had a party at our old house.

Partway through I'm sat chatting to a couple of girls I used to go to school with, when one of them gets sick of her shoes, and throws them on the floor. I look at them, and the heel looks like a dagger. This was made worse by the fact she'd worn half the padding on the bottom down by wearing them so much.

I remember wondering how much it would hurt if I hit myself with it. So I did. It hurt.

I will search for a photo taken in the aftermath, and try to post it this week!

Length? This looks pretty similar - tinyurl.com/5abqyl
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:58, 1 reply)

mint strips
I put one of those strips on my dogs tongue. She wasnt impressed.
(dave likes cheese, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 13:19, closed)