Interesting... My own experiements have yielded the following results (click BTW)
1) A MkII Volkswagen Golf GTi 16v is capable of reaching 62mph in second gear before the rev limiter cuts in.

2) Alfa Romeo air-mass meters always fail two weeks outside their warranty cutoff date.

3) If a VW dealer fills the sump of a 1043cc litre engine from a Volkswagen Polo with six litres of oil, instead of the manual's 4.2 litre maximum, the head gasket will fail.
^{And the cunts deny all responsibility}

4) The gearchange procedure with a Type 2 VW Camper is as follows:

i) Depress clutch
ii) Grasp gearstick
iii) Move gearstick with a stirring motion
iv) Lift clutch
v) If vehicle is still moving forwards, you've selected the correct gear
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:03, Reply)