Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Try this at home, kids…Now I don’t know about you, but one of my ‘pet peeves’ is paying a fortune for medical expenses and private health care etc. when all these so called ‘Doctors’ do is look up stuff on Wikipedia.
So when I contracted a rather nasty case of indigestion and constipation recently I decided to take action myself rather than waste my hard earned cash on some quack sawbones.
I thusly decided that what was good enough for my lavatory was good enough for my intestinal tract, and I necked a bottle of Domestos and half a litre of Toilet Duck to clean me out and flush any blockages.
(Of course I put some Ribena in it to mask the taste. I mean…I’m not an idiot)
The slow agonising death I suffered was a minor inconvenience when compared to the money I saved and the satisfaction of a job well done.
That’ll show ‘em!
Suffice to say I am posting this from beyond the grave.
WooOOOooo!
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