Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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NUMB = POINTLESSOirish goilfriond flies over hiding a gram of chaz in her stocking toe and tells me about how ahe had read that it is best taken on the end of my knob while shagging without a condom. I think she also mumbled something about passing through the blood brain barrier more efficiently and the avoidance of looking like Danielle Westbrook at a nose-ring convention.
I am pursuaded of the idea - entirely for the sake of scientific discovery mind you, not coz I'm on for a bareback shag at long last.
Three hours later of constant churning with a numb but magnificently hard knob I verify this was an utterly pointless experiment from my point of view. Strangely she didn't agree but she always was a selfish cow.
P.S. If trying to replicate this do try to remember not to cut it up into lines with the razor after it has been sprinkled on the bell end. Otherwise length may be severally compromised - unlike here.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 17:41, Reply)
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