A Uni Student
Ah, to be young. To have way too much free time on one's hands. Why yes, it is summer break and while I'm holding a full time job back at home, it's in the evenings and therefore, I have whole sunny days to myself while everyone is off at the offices.

Being a science major, or more specifically, Physics, I have the usual curiosity that leads to things being built. The agenda? Why I'm a guy so it must involve destruction (that will impress the ladies, riiiiiight?)!

The code name was Operation Caddy-Walks. Why? I have no idea. It involved, basically, a trebuchet. It was to be built with materials from the basement, as all my money was actually going towards the booze that would be consumed during its operation. I live near the beach, so that would obviously be my ammo. For whatever reason, we have a ton of wood on the property.

Shit.

There's a problem.

I couldn't find any nails, but I did find a lot of glue.

Ah fuck, I'll go ahead.

But I guess you could say that, well, my experiment ended up being pretty pointless.

_{some of this may not be true.}
(Sco smokes crack often., Sat 26 Jul 2008, 10:44, Reply)