Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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My gym once gave away free samples of 'sports massage oil'.I took some home and treated Mr Quar to a nice back rub.
Things went a little further, as they sometimes do, and the oil was expertly applied to parts of the body not normally associated with Olympic events.
Unfortunately, we hadn't realised that 'sports massage oil' is actually 'oil with added red-hot properties'. The effect was like sitting in an acid bath.
No wonder those athletes run so fast.
Kids, stick to baby oil.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 14:20, 1 reply)
No they don't.Kids stick to superglue, toffee and tar.
Not baby oil. They slide right off it.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:00, closed)
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