march flies
we have very large, dopey biting flies here in summer called march flies. my cousin showed me a trick. when the flies land to bite, they are quite focused and easy to smack and stun. you then grab the seedy head off some grass and jam it up the flies backside. when it wakes up in a few seconds, it will take off like some sort of heavy haulage helicopter and dissapear off into the blue summer sky towing a length of grass many, many times its size with it. its quite amusing.
(lazy killer robot found that beer tastes better when your older, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 0:33, Reply)