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Pavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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How far can I push...
My mother?


As a very young child, liberally spreading faeces the length and breadth of the cot and partaking in taste testing.
Conclusion: it really did taste like corn, and mum almost threw up.

Also as a young child, but now with much longer hair - tried to see how far I could lean in to the egg beaters.
Conclusion: After the acute pain and feeling the beaters lovingly nestled against my scalp I decided that their hypnotic powers were no longer a match for me. Also mothers don't like it when you ruin their whipped cream.

Mud pies - thrown or made?
Conclusion: After coating my sister in mud and receiving just as much back, facing a ferocious mother just made throwing not worth it.

Overall conclusion? Mothers just fail to see the funny side of things.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 5:18, Reply)

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